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In the fall of 2001, the Village had a "contest" for people for submit potentially useful "Christian Pickup Lines." I collected them, but without attribution. Here they are - now when you're ready to begin courting, you can pull out one of these and see how it works. -- Moosebugs

• "Hey, baby, anybody ever tell you that you look like Amy Grant?"

• I'm Postmillenial. What's your eschatology?

• Do you fellowship here often?

• Can I buy you a tape of the morning service?

• I know a great singles ministry meeting on the other side of town. Wanna go?

• I like your Bible cover!

• You wanna come over to my place and see my Thomas Kincaid collection?

• ...but you seem *different*, more in tune with the Holy Spirit.

• Pardon me for saying so, but a woman dressing modestly really turns me on!

• The Lord told me you were supposed to marry...um, go out with? me.

• I speak romantic attraction to me over you sister! I CLAIM it in the name of Jesus! AMEEEEEEEEEEEN! Shondulaaaaaaaaaaah!!! HalleLUUUUUUUUjah!!!!

• Let me get the offering for you

• How about you and me going on a short term mission trip to Honolulu.

• The Pastor told me to ask you out.

• Let's go to the Catholic church tonight where we can watch the stained glass windows.

• Ahem, are you raising your hand to get my attention. (works well in Pentecostal services)

• "The Lord told me I'm supposed to marry you" almost immediately upon meeting.

• "My mother always told me I'd meet the best girls/guys at church."

• "I thought yours was the best casserole by far."

• "I just know we were predestined for each other."

• "Mind if I share the hymnal with you?"

• "I can see why Jacob was willing to work 7 years for Rachel."

• "I couldn't help noticing your lovely WWJD bracelet."

• "I couldn't help noticing your bumper sticker."

• I know RC Sproul personally!

• If Solomon had you for a wife he'd have written his Song with you in mind and ditched the rest of his wives!

• Wow, big fella, now I know what Samson looked like!

• Good thing you're a Christian cuz you could lure me into a cult any day!

• Whoever marries you will know Proverbs 31 better than anyone!

• The Lord has reserved you for someone who will appreciate what a beautiful, godly, vivacious, spiritual, exemplary [etc etc etc] woman you are!

• This is the invitation. Come just as you are!

• How may I humbly serve you sister?

• I'll save a seat for you next Sunday.

• I love the way you pass the offering plate.

• Maybe this is the communion wine talking but...I love you.

• You'd be a perfect pastor's wife!

• You're such a good teacher I'll make sure to come to Sunday school every week...early.

• The way you do nursery you have just GOT to get married and have kids some day.

• Would you like to share my bread?

• Listen to this music often?

• May I borrow your pen?

• Yes truly, you can trust me. I am now reformed.

• Is it just me, or have I been raptured?

• Presbyterian - 'Hey, I saved some seats on the back pew.'

• Orthodox Presbyterian - 'Funny, meeting here every Sunday, isn't it supra.'

• Campus Crusade for Christ - 'Wow, I got a wonderful plan for you this evening.'

• Altar call trip - 'It's my lucky day, getting saved and meeting you at the same time.' or

• 'Do you come down here often.'

• Basic Christianity - 'Come on over to my house and we can compare our Bible study notes'

• 'Let's go to Baskin-Robbins. I have something to share with you'

• Is it the rapture or is it you?

• You've heard of the four spiritual laws. Want to come to my place for a fifth?

• You make me feel like a supernatural woman.

• If you have the gift of knowledge, what does our future look like?

• Maybe we can all be ready together.

• You know, I am so into Dusty Rose Bible jackets.

• Ever wonder what it would be like to not date in mass groups?

• Have you ever wanted to just pick up and hug Jr. Asparagus in your arms? Me, too!

• Hey baby, my epistimological self-consciousness and presupppositionally Christocentric worldview have led me to logically conclude that you are the babe God has predestined for me.

• Baby, you've got "meek and quiet spirit" written all over you!

• If I knew Christian girls were like you I'd have walked the aisle years ago!

• You wanna go witnessing?

• Why does the term "help meet" keep coming to mind when I see you?

• Trust me. I'm a Promise Keeper.

• You remind me of Shirley Dobson.

• Now I know how Adam felt when he first saw Eve!

• You would have made Solomon monogamous.

• Wow, I bet any unsaved friends of yours don't stay unsaved long!

• If Esther had you for competition there'd be a book of the Bible named after you!

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Last Updated on 7/23/2004